It's 2.47am in SSingapre now...
Why the hell am I not sleeping~ Crazy,i need my sleep to remain youthful looks can.
But i can't fall asleep.I haven shit for 3 days.Yup,i'm constipating.
Many friends have told me to go eat banana's.As it's good for digestion.Papaya's too.But papaya just irks me.Digusting fruit.Many people i believe,doesn't know I,Hate,PAPAYA!
Thats why i refuse to drink papaya with milk.
I ate 2 Panadol Extra,cause i'm sick.I'm having a splitting headache.I can feel my heart pumping blood into my brain.
Scenario 1
Inside Baboon's stomach.
The Panadol soldiers have just entered baboon's body to defend him from dying from demons messing with his brains.They entered from the mouth.(of course =x)
After sending the Panadol scouts to search for the roots of the propblems,they found out that baboon have ALOT of toxin,accumulated in his sexy body.Causing demons that feed on brain cells to form and chew on brains.
Once the panadol soldiers located the demons.They set out to vanquished them.They proceed to the left brain,which apparently controls the right side of baboon.
The panadol soldiers took out their holy swords and slashed against the demons.But the demons were just too powerful.
Yet,this panadol soldiers aren't pushover too.Remember,they are the elite forces of panadol.PANANDOL EXTRA.What extra do they have.
Yes,they have magic booster and with no time wasted,elimatinated baboon's headache.
*claps*
If this isn't enough...
Scenario 2
Somewhere near baboon's lower body a.k.a the arse
The Faeces tribe(or known as shit) got the information just a few seconds after the demon feasting on brain cells dead,through the arteries express which is like the internet in baboon's body(the veins in his body)
When the Panadol extra soldiers reach them,they were all tired.As the Extra booster cause them to waste their energy.They were ready to get out of baboon's body.
Upon reaching his arse,they were block down by the Faeces tribe,which absorb and accumulate in the big and small intestine.The Faeces tribe then seperate the Panadol soldiers.Female to the small intestine to become urine concubine.Male will be converted to the Faeces tribe.
The Faeces tribe only feared 2 things in the world,1 is laxatives and banana,which change them into watery poop that will be expelled from baboon's body.
Today,the Faeces tribe is holding a party inside baboon's body as it have been 3 day's since baboon tried to remove his bowels.
Congrats to the Faeces Tribe.
