5 Easy steps to Destroy a Friend Betraying Hacker Biatch.
Written by Alvin Chua Boon Kiang - babooniethefreak.blogspot.com
okay,what do you do to all this bitches that you hate SO much????
1)Hope they die from the pain of their PMS.Hope they squirm and squirm and cletch onto her dress and scream I'm sorry for hacking your cash.
2)If she dun have PMS(perhaps she's pregnant?Loose woman,you never know,she HACKED you),you will hope all the food she eats convert themselves to cholestrol.Then surely the extra will become faeces.Then you have to wish harder.Wish that the faeces is rebelilious you know.Why must we become faeces and get shit out when they can become fats and block those blood vessels?So she will be constipated to death will having high blood pressure?Both mother and child will suffer surely.
3)You can also wish that she gets a bad hair day.When her long and rebond hair become like instant noodles,like springs on her demonic puny little head,where she plans to hack me but too bad her IQ isnt very high cause she let YOU found out that it was HER that HACK YOU.When the instant noodle hair dries up.They will turn bad and decompose in just one single day.
4)Rudolf the red nose rein-deer~Have a very shiny nose?Why is his nose red?Cause it was shiny and OILY.He was trying to wipe all the OIL off his nose.It was PRACTICALLY dripping OIL.so he rubs at it furiously,thus it became hot and red and glows cause it's cooked.Now if you wish hard enough,that biatch-o-tic freak will suffer the same fate and maybe you can even sprinkle a few pimple here and there to decorate.
5)NOW,i know you're furious,all the above pratically won't work.vent your anger on something esle?Grab some chicken breast and pretend it's the Biatch-o-holic hacker and start mincing her into,some paste like substance.Add pepper to make her sneeze,light soy-sauce to season her.Then grab a pair of chop sticks to mix her around.Next,get some wonton skin from the nearest supermarket,Get like a bit of meat and wrap it up like an wanton.Finish it up,Either put her in soup or deep-fried her.Up to you,she's the hacker.Serve will hot to all your friends.
Thats all~Love ya all~
