Sunday, June 18, 2006

This is the real life story of the
A boy ,a Cockroach and a Beetle

Day 1

From the cockroach perspective

After I bang onto the pretttty brighht thinng.I remember landing on some hairy warm stuff.Then i fell off that thing and my instinct told me.Fly,as far as possible...

Then,my surrounding became pitch black.Good thing i can adjust to my surround.I took a little rest and began exploring this place.The whole place smells horrid.Like chemicals.But it's soft and hairy as well,except it's not warm...i keep crawling,but can't seems to find a way out.Beetle must be very hungry now...

Day 2

A boy's perspective

The boy woke up and on his computer,after brushing his pearly white teeth of course.He chat on MSN with a few of his good friends and one of them,Mio,reminded him about the cockroach.

The boy went to search for his family's trustee insecticide.Bygone!Just as he removed the belt,Icy,another of his friend came and chat with him on MSN.The boy told Icy he was killing the cockroach and Flung Open the door.he SPRRRRRAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY on the top of the cabinet.and he shut the door and jump on top the computer chair.

He return back to chat with his friends and what he din notice was the door wasn't closed properly...

From the cockroach perspective

If i know how to talk,i would have scolded vugarities.

The door suddenly open and this huge thing started spraying some toxic gas at me.And he shuts the door tight.I was suffocating.Uggh.Smelly.Smell so chemical.So human.So gross...

I spread my wings and start flying.Banging into lots of soft hairy stuff.Eventually,i saw light.I CHARGE OUT...Full force,never brake and...

A boy's perspective

FUCK!

The moment the boy saw the cockroach flew pass and crash onto this bed.he screamed,both in real life and on MSN.He went berserk.He grab his trustee Bygone and spray.HARD.

pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

There was a puddle of Bygone around the cockroach,but the damm insect is still struggling for life.Sickening.Then,the cockroach limp it's way to the bottom of the bed.The boy tried spraying but it did not reach.

He ran to get his family's bamboo pole and squash the cockroach.he pokes the cockroach.he screams everytime it seems like turning over.*its on its back now*

From the cockroach perspective

I bang onto this hard thing and,and I was DROWN in this smelly toxic chemical.I dunno what was happening.I felt,weak and and and ii..i starts...losing my ..conciousness..

I tried flying,but my feelers are wet and one of my leg is broken.My wings are stuck together too...I crawl,with 5 legs to anywhere that is dark.I stopped and more toxic came flying to me.I flip over.Maybe if i try to act dead the toxic will stop.But i was So,SOOOO wrong.the next thing i know...

This hard thing came landing om my tummy.I was permanently paralysed...But not dead yet.I tried to flip over,but i can't.=( I was then flatten and drag by something that smells like where i lived.....but where are we going...what about my friend ,Beetle?