Monday, June 19, 2006

Yesterday was Father's Day.My elder brother brought the family out for dinner.He said the place is at great world city.But it's the coffee shop beside great world city.But thats not the point.

The point is,The service sucks that.Self-Service at the drinks stall.The auntie give you attitude?Bloody.

We ate,stir fried bean-sprouts,Deep fried gor-hiam(or w/e it's called),Seaweed tofu with veggie and curry fish tail.CURRY FISH TAIL!?Amusing right.Apparently,my brother says that the fish tail there got more meat for us dumbo that dunno how to eat good food.

5 person for $42(drinks not included)

And we return home after that >.>

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This is the real life story of the
A boy ,a Cockroach and a Beetle

Day 2 - continued

A boy's perspective

A boy called his best friend after dragging the cockroach to the living room.Then A Boy used a broom and sweep the cockroach onto a scrap piece of paper and throw the coprse out of the window.

A Boy had a sense of accomplishment.He went to tell everyone in his MSN,Message Mio,scream in MapleStory.He killed a cockroach.

From the cockroach perspective

I knew death was coming to me.I just didn't want to die so young.i have not crawl in the most frangrance cat poop yet.But,my life is destinated to end now...I stare at the soil beneath me as my little soul leaves my body...

Day 2 - that very night
The beetle was worried.Cockroach was gone for 2 days already.He decided to leave their home and fly up...

A boy's perspective

A boy was busy leveling his MapleStory character when A Boy's mama told him that he should clean his room as it's attracting all sorts of insects.A Boy reluctantly grab the rubbish bin and threw HEAPS OF RUBBISH into it.

The beelte's perspective

I somehow flew into this room where i think cockroach would come in as it's cozy enough.(Cozy for the cockroach...)I flew pass this human and thought he might seen cockroach.So i purposely flew around him.Maybe he will bring me to find cockroach.

But i was too naive.

A boy's perspective

OMG!A Boy saw a beetle flying in front of me.Around me.It is purposely trying to scared the constipated shit out of him!?He look around for the trustee Bygone.It was across the room.SHIT!A boy have to act fast.Eliminated the unwelcome guest!But how...A Boy picks up his tissue box and flung at the beetle.And it dissappeaarreddddd...

The beelte's perspective

???? What is that human doing?Is he attracting me to mate with him?*blush*Since he wants to do this...I shall play it hard to catch =)

A boy's perspective

The bettle sudenly zoom here zoom there.A boy scream for his mama and ran out of the room.His mama ask him to shut up and just kill it,silently.A boy stare at his mama hard.His mama could not be bothered with him and continued watching TV...

He lost sight of the beetle.And he went to scream inside MapleStory.And was practically ignored...Suddenly,he saw the beetle resting on his beloved pillow.He flared up.Went to the phone and grabbed the thickest yellow pages he could find and threw it on the pillow.Several times to be exact...

The beelte's perspective

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!Then everything went black...

A boy's perspective

A boy removed the yellow pages and saw a dead beetle.There was a satisfied smirk on his handsome face.he removed the corpse and threw it into the rubbish bin.And of course,changed the entire bed sheets and pillow case...

And went back mapling~

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The end of the story~